Jézusmária.
Marha nehéz lehetett a titkárságról kicsusszant levelet így egy az egyben begépelni…

ismerem a csellentyűcskét, klasszikus…

Dear Mr. Grant

Or maybe we shall call you Hugh because we int he system ont he Hungarian National Cooperation always using each other. Mutual using makes this country a very pleasent place. Even Bruce Willis is turning here. We think you’re more handsome, than Bruce.

So if you bring many you can come here any time, you want and make a movie. All the Hungarian girls are beautiful, They’re really good fuckers and suckers and all if them wants to be your wife. Only problem with you is that we have this Hungarian Jockey Ewing called Fleto Gyurcsany who tries to dance you off. So if you come we should organize a dance off between you and Fleto. When he looses the fight we can finally legitimally shoot him in he head. If I can organize this with you I could become a government smokesman sorry spokesman and you might rent some land here in Hungary.

Yes, our kin gin Hungary can give you land, but you formerly have to rent it, buti n reality you don’t have to pay for it. You can ride around on a horse and be like Robin Hood. Except shooitng the King.

So please write me back if you’re interested. Of course the free Hungarian press will only write good things about you.

Yours sincerely,

Feri Kumin

Most már csak a fordítás van hátra.

Na még egyszer:

Dear Mr. Grant

Or maybe we shall call you Hugh because we in the system ont he Hungarian National Cooperation always using each other. Mutual using makes this country a very pleasant place. Even Bruce Willis is turning here. We think you’re more handsome, than Bruce.

So if you bring many, you can come here any time, you want and make a movie. All the Hungarian girls are beautiful, They’re really good fuckers and suckers and all if them wants to be your wife. Only problem with you is that we have this Hungarian Jockey Ewing called Fleto Gyurcsany who tries to dance you off. So if you come we should organize a dance off between you and Fleto. When he looses the fight we can finally legitimally shoot him in the head. If I can organize this with you I could become a government smokesman, sorry spokesman and you might rent some land here in Hungary.

Yes, our king in Hungary can give you land, but you formerly have to rent it, but in reality you don’t have to pay for it. You can ride around on a horse and be like Robin Hood. Except shooitng the King.

So please write me back if you’re interested. Of course the free Hungarian press will only write good things about you.

Yours sincerely,

Feri Kumin

Áj hev ö kuzin, hu is inglis-tícsör (end rássön). Számtájmsz áj rájt en ímél hör, lájk disz. Den si ken bí lilöbit nörvösz. Det vóz dö inreszting, ven vi vrót számszing in inglis lájk disz, bát vid ciril letörsz.